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Isn't Ichigo & Edward Elric lucky to have Big-BEEWBED teachers like them? I mean, they are strict on our protagonists, but both mean well. They genuinely care for our main heroes, are strong-willed women, and above anything else ~ have HUGE knockers. Welcome to our very 1st installment of BCC (Big-BEEWBED Catfight) Month that'll run from today (August 25th) to September 29th. BCC Posts will be on Mondays, Wednesdays, & Fridays. Today's Matchup is between the Teachers ~ Ikumi Inagiya from Bleach and Izumi Curtis from FMA. Unlike most Fight Nights where Story & Powers/Abilities play an important factor on who'd win, the following will be incorporated specifically for BCC Month: Personality, Appearance, HCA Level (Hotness, Cuteness, & Adorableness), &.....BEEWBZ. Let's jam on some BEEWBZ!
Personality (Ikumi)
This picture pretty much sums up Ikumi. She can sweet and loving towards her son, but ruthless and violent when it comes to Ichigo (later . Upon meeting Ikumi, you find out Ikumi is Ichigo's boss and Ichigo has found himself a job (Fullbringer Arc). After defeating a bunch of thugs, Ikumi surprises Ichigo by....kidnapping him so he'll work and not call in sick/slack off/pick up fights. However, Ikumi has grown to be a sister/mother-like figure to Ichigo, embracing him + knocking him senseless if need be. She wants Ichigo to rely on her more often because she genuinely cares for Ichigo's wellbeing (that and Ichigo is her employee so she NEEDS to know what's going on with him at all times).
Personality (Izumi)
This picture, much like Ikumi, sums up Izumi. Izumi can be sweet and loving to the Elric brothers, but also can be downright scary, having temper issues, and overall displays a rather intimidating aura about her. The Elric brothers can be seen as both her students and her sons since the Elric Brothers lost their mother when they were children. Izumi is hard on the Elric brothers, but means when teaching them martial arts + alchemy. Overall, Izumi is a hard worker that value work and discipline, but is shown being caring/loving, wise, and overall displaying her sense of helping others over herself. Supportive of the Elric Brothers & her husband, Izumi is no pushover.
HCA Levels (Ikumi)
Ikumi, upon seeing her, has very VERY Big BEEWBS. Of all the Bleach women, she's the 1st human woman that I've seen that I personally think is very cute and hot, but is she adorable? Well, she's kinda adorable in the sense of her caring for her son (though it's all a facade to her son), but her caring nature for Ichigo is seen more as cute than adorable (in my opinion). Overall, she displays 2/3 traits (Hotness & Cuteness).
HCA Levels (Izumi)
Hotness level? 10/10. Cuteness level? 10/10, Adorableness level? 0/10. I find Izumi's scary, but caring nature to the Elric brothers as very cute because she is displaying opposites and yet her heart is in the right place, but adorable? I'm sorry, when you got a teacher whose skilled in alchemy, martial arts, and has a temper ~ that sh*t is not adorable at all. Overall, she displays 2/3 traits (Hotness & Cuteness).
BEEWBZ (Ikumi)
Her BEEWBS are so big that it's literally resting on her arms. That's how huge they are. Only problem ~ doesn't expose cleavage at all. But, I still love em! Score: 9/10.
BEEWBZ (Izumi)
Unlike Ikumi, Izumi's cleavage is exposed more as seen in the picture. Are her BEEWBS bigger than Ikumi's? I don't personally think so, but nonetheless, still nice to see a hot teacher show some skin. Score: 9/10.
Decision
When it comes to Teachers ~ we see them as wise, sophisticated, and knowledgable individuals. Though Ikumi is Ichigo's boss, she explicates that the reliance on others is important + the wellbeing of people. Izumi displays more of a ideal teacher ~ strict, disciplined, and a tight-@$$, but deep down ~ caring, loving, and wants what's best for survival in the real world and the challenges that people will face. Though Ikumi didn't expose any skin + doesn't really have much of a role in Bleach, she has very impressive knockers compared to Izumi. With Izumi, though not as big, she displays more skin than Ikumi + plays an important role in FMA. I find Ikumi to cuter than Izumi (and younger), but Izumi takes the cake on hotness level ~ showcasing teachers can be badasses, but show a little something something for motivation (if you know what I mean). Izumi, as a teacher and woman, is more fleshed out (Personality and HCA Levels). than Ikumi. Ikumi has potential, but in this case ~ Izumi wins.
So who do you think won the 1st BCC Matchup? Ikumi from Bleach or Izumi from FMA? Who do you think is hotter? Cuter? Adorable-r? BEEWB Size Differential (BSD)? Better Personality? Comment below and let me know. BCC Month is based on the criteria of Personality, HCA Levels, and BEEWBS (though this doesn't always constitute as the deciding factor for the Round). As always, look forward to BCC Month from August 25th (Today)-September 29th on Mondays, Wednesdays, & Fridays (Wednesdays & Fridays will be back-to-back posts). Until then, you all stay classy now. Final BK Round is posted below.
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