8/27/2014

BCC #2 - Kukaku Shiba vs. Revy (Big-BEEWBED Guns & Cannons)

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Welcome back to our 2nd BCC post where Bleach girls will go up against various Anime women in a no-hold bar contest to see who has the better personality, has the higher HCA level (Hotness, Cuteness, & Adorableness), and has the knockers that'll make men gasp. As I said before on Monday's post, BCC posts will be on Mondays, Wednesdays, & Fridays from August 25th-September 29th. Without further ado, let us start off by comparing guns & cannons. Both do comparative damage, but the complete package is either a bullet or a ball. Cannons are louder and larger whereas guns are smaller and lighter. Both these destructive mechanisms are mean ~ adult supervision is requires after all when arming yourself with guns & cannons. Today's Matchup is the Cannon (Bleach ~ Kukaku) versus the Twin Guns (Black Lagoon ~ Revy). Let's jam on some BEEWBZ!

Personality (Kukaku)
Violent and very Aggressive, Kukaku isn't afraid to scold & beat up her younger brother, Ganju, or our main hero, Ichigo. Usually seen smoking a pipe, Kukaku, when not annoyed, is rather calm and enjoys the scenery of her household. Kukaku is also respectful to her deceased brother, Kaien. Kukaku only shows genuine care, love, & support for her little brother Ganju when he aided Team Ichigo in rescuing Rukia. 

Personality (Revy)
Very much like Kukaku, Revy often displays a violent, aggressive, and trash-talking demeanor. Other words to describe her are: Loud, merciless, battle hungry, competitive, sarcastic, rude, and ill-tempered. Nonetheless, she opens up to the protagonist, Rock, and genuinely comes to respect/care for his wellbeing as well as the Black Lagoon crew. With everybody else, bullets will be flying everywhere if you piss her off. 

HCA Levels (Kukaku)
Hotness? Check. Cuteness? Check. Adorableness? Check, Kukaku, when I first laid my eyes on her in the Anime/Manga was pretty damn hot (attire) & cute (looks relatively young & sexy), but the clincher was her sexual appeal/attractiveness (relates to hotness & cuteness). She opens up about caring for Ganju's wellbeing, which is cute + she's a very , but other than that ~ her exposed cleavage steals the Hotness show. In my opinion, she displays all 3 traits.

HCA Levels (Revy)
Hotness? Check. Cuteness? At times. Adorableness? Yes. Revy, as the star of Black Lagoon, only wears a black tank top (exposes her naval & tattoos) and short shorts. The only time she's displayed any cuteness is when she opens up to Rock and gradually comes to be protective of him + she's a pretty cute  & sexy gunslinging chick . In terms of adorableness, does saying sh*t like c*cksucker and dipsh*t sound adorable? Nope, but I still find her rather attractive/appealing in terms of wardrobe. In my opinion, she displays all 3 traits

BEEWBZ (Kukaku)

Just looking at this picture and seeing her outfit says it all ~ she got dem Big BEEWBS that she can smother whenever she wants. Her cleavage is pretty much exposed and I can't help but stare at em if she and I talked (that's why you should wear sunglasses). Score ~ Perfect: 10/10.

BEEWBZ (Revy)

Though her cleavage is never exposed throughout the show, she has a pretty good set of knockers. In the shower scene (OVA), we see her BEEWBZ and it's quite a sight to see. However, if you stare at em ~ you're just asking to get a bullet in your cranium. Score ~ Perfect: 10/10.

Decision
And the winner is...

To be honest, when I first saw Revy ~ not only did I think she was really hot, but when you got a gunslinging badass chick by your side, you know nobody wants to f*ck with you. That's why I envy Rock ~ he's got that businessman mentality, but is the only one who can straighten out the violent tempered Revy. Revy wears very VERY provocative clothing ~ a short black tank-top and short shorts. What's not to love about her? Other than her demeanor, she's every action star's dream girl ~ a gunslinging, trash-talking, and duel-wieling badass chick. With Kukaku, she isn't fleshed out as much + her appearance is limited to a few episodes/chapters. Though Kukaku's BEEWBS are exposed more, it wasn't love at first sight, but just pure appreciation for her attire. For Revy, it gradually went from thinking she's hot to wanting her to be my fictional Anime girlfriend ~ wanting to be invested in the Black Lagoon Company with their adventures, taking down thugs, and overall just being around Revy. Revy is the reason why Black Lagoon is one of my favorite Anime(s). Revy wins!

So who do you think won the 1st BCC Matchup? Kukaku from Bleach or Revy from Black Lagoon? Who do you think is hotter? Cuter? Adorable-r? BEEWB Size Differential (BSD)? Better Personality? Comment below and let me know. BCC Month is based on the criteria of Personality, HCA Levels, and BEEWBS (though this doesn't always constitute as the deciding factor for the Round). As always, look forward to BCC Month from August 25th-September 29th on Mondays, Wednesdays, & Fridays (Wednesdays & Fridays will be back-to-back posts). Until then, you all stay classy now.

WBCRs will be delayed due to the new regulations surrounding the release of Bleach chapters. 

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